Eighty One veiwers....

Hmmm. Hmmmidy, well, I'm doing just fine on veiwers and stuff, but I'd love more. Pleaaasseeee, I know SOMEBODYS veiwing this, so can't they comment? Or are they being...'mysterious. ANNOYING! Gagh, please me lovelys, I know you're nicer than that.

     Oh, and I had a great day. Swimming was good, but we only stayed for 50% the time. Oh well, it was good. I am talking to my beloved Coral, the mad one. She's AHMAZING!



Bye, then\!



Jazz.x

I shall be floating in a possibly wee filled pool tommorow.

Going to the swimming pool with my uncle and three year old cousin. He can't swim in the big pool yet, so I expect we'll be in the baby pool. It's boiling in there, and Mum thinks it's probaly filled with wee. Yeah, I agree.

   Anyway, today I went to the optitions with my Mum, and the guy told me I'm going to have to wear my glasses all the...so in August I'm going to try for Contact lenses. Yay...I think.

   Speaking of eyes... I've got something in one now, so I better go and get it out.


Bye!


Jazz.x

I have another wobbly tooth, and a cough.

This is not fair. No fair at all. :'[ I guess it could be [alot] worse. Sorry, I'm rambling already! So...what's been going on latley? It was the end of term today, Lucy went at 1 pm for a three day holli. So yar, not much. Sports teacher Ben spazzed out at us- don't ask me why, he was in a horridly moody mood. Hey, I'm getting so lonley. Pleaseey please comment if you're reading this. Even a simple "This blog is the worst blog on Earth" would be lovley, at least somebody would be reading.


Bye!
Jazz.x

I feeel another wobbler!

I have... (must count now) Three gaps where teeth should be, and I feel yet ANOTHER one comming along. It'll be out soon, I know it. No wait, it's not that wobbly, but it will be soon.

Anyway, when I was at BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH castle, it was really great. I decided that I wouldn't go in the dungeons, because I'm a [stupid] scardy cat. Oh well, Emily actually was the only year six girl that went in. We learnt how to do marching with sticks, learnt about Merlin in Camelot (tied in with our performounce and stuff...) and it was really good. There were like, 100 peacocks, peacocking around. I will put some of the photies on soon!


Anyway, I better stop rambling...


Bye!

Jazz.x

HA HA HA HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEH

Yay! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayay my tooth fell out. Blimey, I wish I took a picture, it was humongous. The reason it was giving me SO much pain, was because it had like, this long 5 cm spikey bit going up the top. It was sharp. And pointy- digging into my gum. Not nice! Anyway, tommorow we're (My clas) going to BLEHBLEHBLEHBLEH castle. (My mum doesn't want me writing we're abouts I am.) Thankfully, my teahcer has given in and let me bring my iPod and Camera! Hoorah! But, we [might] have to go in boy -girl partners on the bus [WTF?] which there is no point of... for me. We're going in the dungeons, to my dislike, and I don't know if my [loony] teacher is joking or not, but she said in our boy- girl partners we can hold hands. Who's she kidding? Well, actually, I hope she is kidding.

Well, sorry if my rambling has caused you to fall asleep or fall of your chair or sommin'.


Bye!

Jazz.x

I've eaten...too much. :'P

Bleh. I've eaten to much and I'm getting that feeling I got, basically the second before I puked on my beloved, exspensive dresssing gown in January. Its not very fair. I don't think I ate that much!

Anyway, I did go to town today with Mum and Kate. It went alright, actually, except my tooth is STILL IN MY FRIGGIN' MOUTH! Urggggghhhh. I just want to get a clenchy thing and pull it out. Wouldn't actually mind, as long as it's out me poor mouth. I've been using that Amazing gel alot too, it works suprisingly well.


Urgh, If I puke on the laptop my Dad will go balistic. And whack me round the head so many times I die. Proberly. I wander if I'll be alive and un-puked by tommorows post.

Well, wish me luck.


Bye!

Jazz.x

My gum tastes of...banana's and, urm...normal bonjella. (SP?)

Urgh. Because of my annoying and pointy tooth, my gum is swollen, and really painful, so Mum got me some BABY teething gel. Well, it made me feel better...

     I should be going for a big shopping trip with me Mum and Kate in town, but it might not happen because Kate's got the optitions and she'll be fussy and want to put some more Contact thingys in. Gugh, Stupid teenager. It's like she'll meet her crush wherever she goes, like she's got to look AH-MAZING! Turns out he's a bit of a coun'ry boy, in my eyes.

Sorry, rambling. Why is my blog so... unpopular? Because it's pure crap and basically, it's too random to read. But if you're reading it (You're a lovely person in my virtual mind) I love you.

Bye!


Jazz.x

It's still freaking in my mouth. Hmph.

My tooth (DIEEEE) Will NOT come out. It's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so ,so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so ANNOYING. COME OUT NOOOOOOWWWWW.


Anyway, enough with the rambling. The teachers told us what parts we got for the Whole school produciton we're doing, 'The knights of the round table', for our Myths and Legends topic. I got the part Guenievere. >:| Not fair, my husband is Ralph. :S  


 Oh, and we did the weighing thing yesterday. The lady told me the boys in my class were scruffy and not 'Boyfriend material.' That lady has a clever noggin.' Me and the girlies played in a Cricket tornement today! We got into the semi finals, and came fourth out of Eight, which is pretty good for our school....


Bye, now!


Jazz.x

GET OUT GOD DAMMIT!

My freaking tooth isn't coming out.
It's wobbly, Yes, but it's not coming out. My gum is swollen and it's SO ANNOYING!

Anyway.... I talked to my Mum about hormones. She says she still has them. So they're going to haunt me all my life? NO ONE EVER TOLD ME. No. Noway. No fair. And, these little hormones think they're my bezzies at the moment. In other words, they're attachted to me. In otherwords, again, I am very hormonal (Whaa?) at the moment. So don't bother me, I'll proberly wipe you out.

Tommorow is this thing were the Government go to our school to see if the we're a healthy weight and stuff. It's only for people in reception and Year Sixes. I'm scared- what they do is just measure your height and weigh you. I'm scared what the results come out like.


GAGH!


Bye!

Jazz.x

I am feeling green eyed...

Bleh. I'm feeling suspiciously green eyes and selfish. It's about...well, I don't actually know properly. That's why it's so stupidly annoying. If I'm moody at school, I'm sorry. Is it hormones? Stupid hormones.

Hehehehehehhehheheehehehheehhe.

Maybe it's about a boy. *Clue, btw.

Bye!

Jazz.x

Oh dear... my poor chain has been broken! >:|

I've broken the chain of posting on this every day! It's not good- but at least I have a good cause. Was at Lucy's house! Went ice skating then went toToys R us because we like messing around with scooters and electric cars and...stuff.


You know what I really want right now? A Mobile phone or a iPad. Buy one for me. Now.


Bye!

Jazz.x

So the chocolate tasted of banana. Wha.

Okay, so the titles strange today. I went to Huffkins on Thursday (In celebration of fineshing SATS. WHOOP!) and ordered the same I've been ordering since I was a toddler. A warm brownie with a chocolate milk shake and cream (Which, for you infomation, is very, very yummy but filling.). The warm brownie was amazing, as usual, but the chocolate milkshake I ordered tasted of Banana. Which is horrid, because me cannot STAND banana. Unless it's in cake or whatever. Just NOT in my milkshake. I drank it nevertheless, out of pure love and guiltynessness.

So meh, I'm sorry I'm rambling on about Bannana, milkshake and brownies. I'm sure I'm boring you (Imaginary you- who in hell is reading this rubbish!?!?!?).

So. I'm a bit bored of typing now (I.e lemmie finish because my fingers ache,) so I'm off.

Bye!

Jazz.x

So hoorah. I'm proudly a SATS qualifierthingy...

Teehee. I've done my SATS. Seems weird saying that. Was good, Me, Lucy & Emily got Six cup cakes and a Belguim chocolate loaf, for the Year Sixes. We're so kind. Out of our own money. But the [Ungrateful] boys were juast like "I WANT CAKE" Chomp chomp chomp chomp. Meh. It's not like they're any different- actually, add some swearing iimbtween the chomping then you've got the Year Six boys totally ditto. Tehe.

Must be off now, anyway.

Bye!

Jazz.x

Mathematics is basically the worst thing ever.

I know eveyrones like "O'ooo, o'ooo maths is so blooming important." But life would be a whole lot easier without it. I'd be sighing with relief.

'Only got ONE more day left of SATS. Tommorow is a maths test, but I'm allowed to use a calculator. All hail the calculator gods.

   I think everything seems to be OKAY between friends at the 'mo. Well, I'm hoping. Teacher tells me I have to cut my nails so I don't press the wrong buttons on my calculator tommorow. Thought she was actually joking at first...

But, I guess she wasn't. Silly.

Bye now!


Jazz.x

Wahhhh

So-


I think I have surivved my three tests today- a short writing task, a spelling test and a long writing task. I'm OKAY (I think) at Literacy and reading and that stuff. But, when it comes to maths I'm just so stupidly bad at it. I am NOT looking forward to tommorow- my have two maths test- a maths paper and then one of those strange short mental maths one. :P On thursday, (My last day of SATS- Yippeee!!!!!!) I get one maths paper which is allowed a calculator. Whoopie. I can't tell if I'm being carcastic or if I'm relived. Whatever, anyway. So- If you have lovley kind warm (Jasmin loving) hearts, I guess you'd post a really nice good luck thing.

But, who am I kidding? Who's even reading this right now? No body. Well, if you are, tell me by commenting. I come and check this everyday..


Bye now!


Jazz.x

So I think I surivived. Or I may be immortal. How cool!

So, I survived my first SATS test.

We did a really horrid reading comprehention on this strange caving place. :P Wasn't fun, I'm telling you!

      I've decided I am going to bed earlier than usual now, because of these stupid SATS tests.
And also I'm doing revison- out of choice!  Maybe these SATS tests are doing me good- going to bed early and doing revison. I sound like a holy angel. 'Carcasim.'

So Meh. This week is going to be SO great! Again. 'Carscasim.' Anyway, actually, one good thing happened again. My mum found my iPod which I had beeen looking for , for AGES! And I get to go to Huffkins on friday when I've fineshed all my tests, and I may get a present. If I do well. And I'm going to a friends for a Sleepover on Saturday. Sommin' took look forward too!

Oh and I saw my friends today! That's always a bonus!


Bye!


Jazz.x

Me and my totally amazing friends'!

I have a few recent ones- I'll put captions underneath just incase your poor little mines get confused!

Lucy, like, attacking me at Olivia's birthday sleepover!

That's my pedo face- I was doing it for Emily, at Olivia's thingy again



We tried on some shoes in our local New Look. The person in the black shoes and light jeans is me, then too my right in thr white shoes is Emily, then it's Olivia, then it's Lucy!

Absoloutly beautiful, dahling!

Okay, so this one is kinda from a different time. This dog is called Ziggy and it's my Grandma's. He's very cute, but seems to love to hump people wearing DKNY body loition on there legs...(I.e.ME!)

This piccy kinda still always scares me everytime I see it. This is me, trying to scare Kate, my elder sister. I'll post a piccy of her, and me.

Mad sisters, as it says. Kate's on the left, I'm on the right.

Kate decided to make me, Liv, and Em over. I'm the Pirate, Emily is Edward Scissor hands from the movie, 'Edward scissor hands'. Olivia is the clown!

Moi and Emily down the hill by my house.

Me, probaly falling out a tree.

Meh.

So-

my crappy teacher has given me a timetable of my sats thingy's, and that just makes me even more nervous because it is only... (I must count on  my fingers for a while to find how long away it is...) THREE days away! GAGH!

Ah it just scares me- but I guess it's not as important as GCSE'S and stuff. So... Imma overreating.

Emily looked and seemed happier today- it was a better atmosphere. BE HAPPY EMILY BE HAPPY!

To Archie, my fellow annoying class mate, please, please just try and stop getting on my nerves.

And DAMN.
Theres a boy in my class that I can't keep out of my head. Go away!



Bye!


Jazzi.x

I WANT TO SHARE MY LOVE FOR CORAL!

Coral- coralllyyy-  pouletty-

My darling you're so great.
 So much to say, but I can only explain it in one world, my love. You AMAZE me with your AMAZING-nessness!


________________________
Sommin' else-

If you have the heart wish my luck in SATS!!!!!

And- Em, Razz- are you friends again? Please say Yessy.

My adorable Emily is vair vair sorry! And OTHER stuff!

Hey Razzi- if you're reading this-

Emily is dearly sorry if she has offended you- can't you guys be loving friendlings again?
And BAM ladies you're such wonderful people and me just wanna have you guys together again- you're such fun! Don't- please don't fight!


-Me is shaking my sockies off about my SATS maths tests! I'm sure I'll get the lowest marks, partly my low ability in maths and a little bit of my nervousnessness.


Bye!


Jazzi.x

My poor Renee is SAD!

NOOOOOOOO


My lovley Razzi is sad- I'm not happy when she is sad.
I send all my lovley-ness and kindness to you, you mad girl.xD


Bye!


Jazzi

Teehee

Yay- I have accomplished something- copying and pasteing a link through email! WHIPTEDOO!


Pressue- SATS week starts on Monday! Vair vair nervous about maths! I fail so badly- heeeeellllppppp. The wonderful support of my mad family shall probaly do. My sister- kate- has told me she'll make a mini mascot. Trust that.


Bye!

Jazzi.x

I'm going to send this link to my wonderful friends.

Because I wanna spread this thingeh around. I'm probaly  going to fail terribly about getting this around, but meh.

I might post random video's of me, with my amazing friends. I keep talking about these friends. Who are they?

Em- YOU'RE AMAZING =] Me likes youz
Luc- You're so funny, =] Me likes youz
CHAZZY- How in hell could I miss you? You're so stupidly funny! =] Me likes youz
Liv- You're very random. =] Me likes youz
Razzi- Did you come from space? Who knows? =] Me likes youz
Gemmi- You're random- and very strong! =] Me likes youz
Shanon- YOU'RE MAD! =] Me likes youz

I do not like:
Basically all the boy's in my class. Whoop.